| STAPLEFIELD FANTASY LEAGUE 2000 | |||
| Final Positions | |||
| Posn. | TOTAL | ||
| 1 | OOH SUITS PUGH | Frank Pugh | 5126 |
| 2 | LIZ'S HUG FEST | Liz Crouchman | 4778 |
| 3 | ONE POUND - OVER PRICED | Cliff Bacon | 4632 |
| 4 | FRAPPING FOR ENGLAND | Jamie Bradbury | 4528 |
| 5 | WHERES THE CUP EDDIE | Peter Bradbury | 4343 |
| 6 | THE CHOCOLATE HOSTAGES HAVE BEEN RELEASED | Mark Shrubb | 3961 |
| 7 | SLOPPY SECONDS | Kevin Moorman | 3915 |
| 8 | YULE'S SHOWER COMPANION | Jacqui Fray | 3880 |
| 9 | PORKING FOR DORKING | Mick Lee | 3838 |
| 10 | STAPLEFIELD DEVILS | Emily White | 3833 |
| 11 | STEPTOE AND HIS BUMPY GOATS | Mick Lee | 3809 |
| 12 | THE TEAM OF LERVE | Paul Crouchman | 3656 |
| 13 | EAGLES ARE FLYING | Bob White | 3574 |
| 14 | GERARD HOULLIER IS A WANKER | Peter Walsh | 3430 |
| 15 | GAZZAS LOT | Gary Ireland | 3412 |
| 16 | COCKATOO'S CALL | Greg Condon | 3132 |
| 17 | CHAIRMANS CHIMPS | Steve Barker | 2941 |
| 18 | CHEW HOT TO HANDLE | Andy Willett | 2888 |
| 19 | CHAIRMANS CHAMPS | Steve Barker | 2864 |
| 20 | TOM BARKER COULDN'T THINK OF A NAME | Tom Barker | 2859 |
| 21 | SLEEPING WITH ONE EYE OPEN | Paul Shrubb | 2851 |
| 22 | HIBBY'S NON-PRIVATE NEAR MISSES | John Hibberd | 2752 |
| 23 | THE FOUR AND OUTERS | Christian Hibberd | 2472 |
| 24 | NO JUGS THIS YEAR | Ray Funnell | 2226 |
| 25 | PIKEYS BABIES | Chris Threader | 2072 |
| 26 | YULE'S INSULT SIX | Paul Shrubb | 1887 |
| 27 | ITS STILL CALLED CHILLY WINDS | Dave Threader | 1820 |
| 28 | NONE-FER | Mark Shrubb | 1094 |
| 29 | THE TEAM OF SHAME | Paul Crouchman | 978 |
| 30 | CHAIRMANS CHUMPS | Steve Barker | 606 |
| 31 | WE COST EXACTLY EIGHT POUNDS | Mick Lee | 591 |
| 32 | ABSENT FRIENDS | Peter Bradbury | 427 |