| STAPLEFIELD FANTASY TEAS - LEAGUE TABLE - 2000 | ||||
| Posn. | Team | Manager | Score | |
| 1 | THIS WEEK I WILL MOSTLY BE EATING PASTE | Mark Shrubb | 428 | |
| 2 | GERARD HOULLIER IS A W*NKER | Peter Walsh | 377 | |
| 3 | SLOPPY SECONDS | Kevin Moorman | 342 | |
| 3 | BLUE BREAD BROWN CHEESE ! | Chris Hibberd | 292 | |
| 5 | COMING WITH A LATE RUSH | Mick Lee | 263 | |
| 6 | YULES SECOND TEAM | Paul Shrubb | 233 | |
| 7 | Y EM SEE TEAS | Emily White | 233 | |
| 8 | DARJEELING PLEASE ! | John Hibberd | 203 | |
| 9 | FRANKS FURTERS | Frank Pugh | 192 | |
| 10 | THE TEA TEAM OF LERVE | Paul Crouchman | 183 | |
| 11 | FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW IT | Dave Threader | 165 | |
| 12 | REG'S CULINARY DELIGHTS | Andy Willett | 150 | |
| 13 | TEA-RIFFIC | Tom Barker | 149 | |
| 14 | SHOWERING TEAS | Jacqui Fray | 142 | |
| 15 | WOT NO SUGAR ! | Liz Crouchman | 116 | |
| 16 | GIBSON FLYING T | Peter Bradbury | 84 | |
| 17 | THROWING UP AT THIS VERY MOMENT | Cliff Bacon | 70 | |
| 18 | SCOREBOARD BANGERS | Mick Lee | 69 | |
| 19 | WHAT NO SPRING ONIONS ? | Ray Funnell | 31 | |
| 20 | COCKATOO'S COBBLERS | Greg Condon | -3 | |
| 21 | PIKEYS BABIES | Chris Threader | -39 | |
| 22 | EAGLES ARE FLYING | Bob White | -52 | |
| 23 | SPETISBURY SPITOON SPECIALS | Steve Barker | -199 | |
| 24 | SCABS, PUBES AND BODILY FLUIDS | Paul Shrubb | -264 | |