YULE COMES LATE

Saturday 2nds vs. Ardingly, 19th June

 

A match of 2 halves, the first being made up of bouncy castles, tombollas, raffles, a magic show, hook-a-duck, face painting, good-as-new stall, cakes and refreshments.  Ardingly 102-6.  Match reporter arrives. 

 

Then....

 

Hegarty

More wickets deserved, but fielders in the wrong place to make catches.  The again probably would have seen them dropped if in correct places anyway.  More productive member of 49 opening partnership with Andy.  Finally bowled for jug avoiding 46.  Knee brace seems to have expanded three fold.  Imagine the smell that could contain.

Thomas

Less productive part of 49 opening partnership, but part of it never the less.  Chipped in with a solid, though uninspiring, 9.  His 2 overs for 15 runs show potential as a 2nd XI opening bowler.

Griffiths

Never looked comfortable in the dreaded number 3 position, being given ‘plum’ by Bazza for 1.  Not overly happy with decision, even though Bazza later described it as ‘plum’.  Looked even less comfortable as makeshift wicket keeper, although kept up tradition of solitary appealing for LBW’s down leg side, and never joining in appeals with his bowler.

Miller                     

Apparently grabbed 3 wickets early doors, but still managed to impress in the games 2nd half.  Almost single handedly took team from brink of disaster to outlandish victory with cool 60 not out.  Had to be MOM, though competition on day decidedly weak.

Moorman             

Fantastic display of bowling, wrapping up their innings with 3 of the last 4 wickets when they threatened to post a big score.  Not matched by the bat, though.  Duck.

Yule                       

Turned up very late.  Tried to make amends by throwing himself around the covers stopping the ball with everything but his hands.  Another experienced player who has witnessed so many batting collapses.  Unfortunately involved himself in another one.

Stuart                   

When the going gets tough and wickets are falling every over, you need a reliable batsmen.  Yet again Revin has found another that just adds to the misery.  At least it meant the skipper didn’t get the only duck.

Herbasz               

The man for a crisis.  May not have set the scorebook alight, but shared in a match winning partnership of 68.  Also prevented Dave and Winston getting a bat, much to their disappointment.

Ross                     

At 77/7 and next in, it was only a matter of time before he limped to the crease.  But to everyone’s surprise it never came.  Surprisingly quick in the field however.  When I say surprisingly quick, I obviously mean unsurprisingly slow.

Scott                     

Another to remain all padded up and nowhere to go.  Another to pick up 3 wickets at the start of the match.  Then again, didn’t see them, can’t tell you about them.  Sorry.

Ireland                  

2 overs went for 19 runs, again in the first part of the game.  Had tea and went home.  Not much else to say.