BRADBURY HAS TO COPE WITH 2 MEN PULLING OUT ON HIM AT THE LAST MINUTE

Sunday XI v Hurstpierpoint 21^st August

20 things we learnt today

1. That Trisha Mercado won’t play if he’s got a snuffly wuffly nose

2. That Cliffy Wiffy won’t play if he has a poorly worly tummy

3. That Dodgy Bob scores runs as slowly as the usual Sunday openers (Cliff & Pete)

4. That in between deliveries faced, Van Brad insists on recreating a shot absolutely nothing like the crap shot he just played

5. That Matt McDermott can really bat

6. That Matt McDermott hasn’t got a nickname yet

7. That Teen Wolf can’t capitalise on getting an extra life, being clean bowled the ball after being dropped at slip

8. That Zim can cope with the pressure of being on his 3^rd golden duck in a row

9. That Zim can sometimes connect with a straight one and send the ball into the next field

10. That its hilarious watching a Pikey innings where he doesn’t get to face a ball

11. That Master Luke is now starting to look less surprised after each duck he scores

12. That Zim can wicket keep and stop balls with his back

13. That Hurstpierpoint really do do excellent teas

14. That Master Luke will bowl …. but not 1^st

15. That Dodgy Bob can bowl anything up to 6 full tosses per over

16. That Pikey will appeal anytime the ball strikes the pads, regardless

17. That Master Luke has now successfully taken his 1^st wicket for Staplefield

18. That The Moormanator got smacked for a colossal six

19. That The Moormanator’s, Davross’ & ASBO’s bowling figures looked as bad as ever

20. That SCC can concede 9 runs an over for the last 15 overs of a match to lose it