“STEVE BARKER, HE’S GOT GREAT WRISTS” – G. CONDOM

Sunday XI v Rottingdean, 8th May

Mark “Splasher” Shrubb

Clean bowled on 97. Does it get any funnier?

 

Steve “Watford” Barker

Very nearly caught for 3rd successive duck. 20/20 Managers will be tossing the proverbial coin as to whether they pick Steve or Kev Moorman for must quackers this year.

 

Jason “Zim” Vorster

A six, a four, then clean bowled. Expect to see plenty more of these innings this season.

 

Luke “Skywalker” Cooper

Was on the receiving end of one of Skeletor’s more evil pranks by being asked to bat No.4, hence the duck. Fantasy League Managers will be watching his performances closely.

 

Craig Flett

The latest in a long line of Australian Staplers who promise so much, but then deliver bugger all. Another quack.

 

Grig “Greg Condon” Condom

Proclaimed himself to be “The Comeback Kid”. 3 runs with bat ….. wow what a comeback! However, 2 for 8 off 4 with the ball suggest there is like in the old dog yet though.

 

Cliff “Skeletor” Bacon

Six and out. Expect to see plenty more of these innings this season. 

 

Nick “Mercano” Avocado

Surprised to find himself batting No.8 given he’s played so many “fantastic shots” this season already. Today he scored 2. Still surprised to be batting No.8?

 

Dave “Dross” Ross

Clean bowled for nought. Expect to see plenty more of these innings this season.

 

Mark Floyer “Sir”

Shocked to be batting No.10, still 5 runs isn’t really a strong enough case against the Captain’s decision to bat him there is it? However, with figures of 3 for 42 off 15 he was the pick of the bowlers.

 

James “Limahl” Ralph

The only highlights for The Ralph-meister today were once again, in his hair.