“STEVE BARKER, HE’S GOT GREAT WRISTS” –
G. CONDOM
Sunday XI v Rottingdean, 8th
May
Mark
“Splasher” Shrubb
Clean bowled on 97. Does it get any funnier?
Steve
“Watford” Barker
Very nearly
caught for 3rd successive duck. 20/20 Managers will be tossing the
proverbial coin as to whether they pick Steve or Kev Moorman for must quackers
this year.
Jason
“Zim” Vorster
A six, a four, then clean bowled. Expect to see plenty
more of these innings this season.
Luke
“Skywalker” Cooper
Was on the receiving end of one of Skeletor’s more evil
pranks by being asked to bat No.4, hence the duck. Fantasy League Managers will
be watching his performances closely.
Craig
Flett
The latest in a long line of Australian Staplers who
promise so much, but then deliver bugger all. Another quack.
Grig
“Greg Condon” Condom
Proclaimed himself to be “The Comeback Kid”. 3 runs with
bat ….. wow what a comeback! However, 2 for 8 off 4 with the ball suggest there
is like in the old dog yet though.
Cliff
“Skeletor” Bacon
Six and out. Expect to see plenty more of these innings
this season.
Nick
“Mercano” Avocado
Surprised to find himself batting No.8 given he’s played
so many “fantastic shots” this season already. Today he scored 2. Still
surprised to be batting No.8?
Dave
“Dross” Ross
Clean bowled for nought. Expect to see plenty more of
these innings this season.
Mark
Floyer “Sir”
Shocked to be batting No.10, still 5 runs isn’t really a
strong enough case against the Captain’s decision to bat him there is it?
However, with figures of 3 for 42 off 15 he was the pick of the bowlers.
James
“Limahl” Ralph
The only highlights for The Ralph-meister today were once
again, in his hair.