AHHHHHH! REVENGE AT LAST!

BACON & AVOCADO, PRAWN & AVOCADO

"STEVE BARKER, HE'S GOT GREAT WRISTS" - Greg Condon

"CHECK-OUT" DT'S NEW NICKNAME FOR MERCADO

RAMS SPREAD-EAGLED BY MISSING FALCONS

DAVROSS RETURNS (the ball for Slinfold)

DAVROSS DRUGS SHOCK

CLIFF'S TEA BETTER THAN ELEPHANT DUNG - BY A SMALL MARGARINE

13, UNLUCKY FOR SOME ... BUT NOT FOR BRADBURY

RETCHUP IS THE NEW BOYCS

PARTY POOPERS

PUGH TAKES IT HARD ON HIS KNOB, FOR THE TEAM

"I'M THE GREATEST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THIS CLUB"

"THAT ONE'S GOT A FISHY FACE"

CAPTAIN CLIFF'S CATASTROPHIC COMMUNICATION CAUSES CALAMITY

BORE DRAW

MUSHY CHEESE!

BRADBURY HAS TO COPE WITH 2 MEN PULLING OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE

A GREY DAY FOR THE STAPLERS

CAPTAIN'S LOG - PIKEY'S END OF SEASON REPORT / CHAILEY

STAPLERS SUCCUMB IN FINAL BALL THRILLER TO SOME CHEATING BASTARDS

YVANN CRAWLS, BIFFA CRAWLS, SPLASHER CRAWLS

"TURN THE BLOODY LIGHTS OFF, THERE'S A WAR ON"